Welcome To A Round Sort of Reading Reviews

I stayed up late one night last week and finished The Giver but haven't reviewed it yet for lack of planning. Decision making is not my forte, but I wanted a plan, a system, a code. Logically I needed to consult
one of my expert blog bffs and thus the grading scale was born.

Me: So I would like to create a grading system for the books I'm reading like thumbs up, but thats boring. So I was thinking doughnuts? corndogs?

WAJ: Burritos?

Me: I like burritos! I could give it like 4 homewreckers and a joey jr.

WAJ: And if you don't like it do the art vandalay. Or perhaps you could just compare it like this book is like eating an art vandalay...there's no meat. Who knew burritos and books had so much in common?

And yes, these are really what my g-chat conversations are like.