Trick Or Treat

I don't exactly live in a neighborhood, more like a really busy cut through road. So when the weather altered my evening plans I ended up at home but didn't prepare for any trick-or-treaters. The only knock upon my door came around 9:30. My light was off, just to be sure any passerbys got the memo that I didn't have any candy. Well my 9:30 guests missed the memo and knocked anyways. To which they were greeted by my ferocious guard dingo's bark. Not that I was planning to open the door only to inform them I didn't have any candy anyways, but my decision was confirmed when after hearing Sullivan's bark I heard "Oh Shit!" from the other side of the door. You are officially too old to be tick-or-treating when yelling profanities! Thanks for stopping by anyways!