Dear Santa

11:18 AM me: i want a boyfriend for christmas...think santa can manage that?
Maggie: I'd take a date at this point
11:25 AM Maggie: I would pay you good money to stand in line and hop on santas lap and be like I want a pony and a boyfriend
11:27 AM me: if you buy the drinks before and after i will do it
Maggie: done

Legends of the Hidden Temple

Work Memos

This is the email memo I got yesterday:

To: "The College" Community
From: President of "The College"
"The College" supports the efforts of every registered voter to participate in tomorrow’s election. Because a heavy turnout is predicted along with sporadic rain, I urge all supervisors to allow our employees sufficient time to cast their ballots.

Now let me just say, if they really meant it and genuinely supported my efforts as a registered voter don't you think they should have given us the day off?